Well I suppose you have all heard that it takes less muscles to smile than it does to frown? But that's not to say your muscles in your face won't ache if you laugh hard and for ages. Well here are some jokes we have found on the net, but please feel free to send us yours and if they are any good we will use them on here.

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Q: What goes ha, ha, ha, plop?
A: Someone laughing his or her head off!

Q: What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?
A: A doughnut!

Q: What always ends everything?
A: The letter 'G'!

Q: What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
A: Look round!

Q: To whom do people always take off their hats?
A: Hairdressers!

Q: Why do you always find things in the last place you look?
A: Because when you have found it you stop looking!

Q: Why do you always walk with the right foot first?
A: Because when you put one foot forward the other is always left behind!

Q: What always falls without getting hurt?
A: Rain!

Q: What word is always pronounced wrong?
A: Wrong!

Q: What is full of holes yet can still hold water?
A: A sponge!

Q: What happens after a dry spell?
A: It rains!

Q: Which is the fastest, cold or heat?
A: Heat; you can catch a cold!

Teacher: Mike, stop showing off. Do you think you are the teacher of this class?
Mike: No, Miss.
Teacher: Then stop acting the fool!

Q: What do sea monsters eat?
A: Fish and ships!

Q: How do electric eels taste?
A: Shocking!

Q: What is Father Christmas's wife called
A: Mary Christmas!

Q: What do you get if you cross a Spice Girl with a Takeaway?
A: Egg Fried Spice!

Q: Where do spiders play football?
A: Webley!

Q: Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs!

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A: Swimming Trunks!

Q: What do you give an injured lemon?
A: Lemonade!

Q: Why did the boy take a pencil to bed?
A: Because he wanted to draw the curtains!

Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter ?
A: I can't tell you because you will spread it.

From, The Beeching's in Australia.
Q: What did the lion say when he saw the kid on his skateboard?
A: Meals on wheels

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea (no eyed deer)

Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: It was stuck to the chicken foot.

Q: Which side of a hen has the most feathers?
A: The outside!

Q: If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left?
A: None were left! All the rest were copy cats!

Q: What part of grapes is most explosive?
A: Wine a mite!

Q: Which meringues always come back?
A: Boomerangs

Q: Why did the cook hunt his eggs ?
A: Because he liked them poached!

Q: What is tall,sweet and french ?
A: The trifle tower!

From Frazer Clinton (the cricket fan)aged 10 in Brisbane, Australia
Q: Where were lemons first found?
A: In a tree!

Q: Where was the Queen of England crowned?
A: On her head!

Q: What's black and white and green and black and white?
A: Two Zebras fighting over a pickle.

Q: What did one penny say to the other penny?
A: If we get together, we could make some cents.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He had no guts.

Q: What did the snail say when he got a ride on a turtle?
A: Weeeeeeeeeeee.

Q: Why did the mummy go to jail?????
A: becase he had a bum wrap!!!!!

Q: Simon can you spell yourname backwards?
A: nomis!

Q: What do you call a cammal with three humps?
A: humphy!

Q: What did the glove say to the ball?
A: Catch ya later! Lo lo lo lol

Q: How do you stop fish from smelling?
A: Cut their noses off.

Q: What's black and white?
A: a newspaper!

Q: what time do you go to the dentist?
A: tooth-hurty!

There was a French man, English man and a stupid man.
The French man caught a rabbit, so the English man said:
"How did you catch it?"
The French man replied:
"I followed the tracks and I caught a rabbit."
So then the English man caught a moose, and the stupid man said:
"How did you get that?"
The English man replied:
"I followed the tracks and I caught a moose."
Then the stupid man comes back and the French man and the English man said:
"What happened to you.?"
The stupid man replied:
"I followed the tracks and I got hit by a train!!!!!!!!"
From Carole Amell.

Q: Whats worse than finding a grub in your apple?
A: Finding half a grub!

Q: What is brown and sticky?
A: A Stick!

Q: What do fish say with out eyes?
A: FSH!

Q: What do Hippies do?
A: hold up your leggies! (haha)

Q: Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A: To see his flat mate!

Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop!

Q: A man rode into town on Friday,
he stayed there for three nights
and he rode back home on Friday. How?
A: Because his horse was called Friday!
from Gemma

Q: what comes up and never comes down?
A: the rent!

Q: What large, grey and goes around and around?
A: An elephant stuck in a revolving door!

Q: why did the sand scream in horror?
A: because the sea weed!

Q: This man walks into a bar and said?
A: ow my head!

Q: What do you call a person that keeps on talking even when others have stopped listening?
A: A TEACHER!

Q: What goes cluck! cluck! bang?
A: A chicken on a mine field!

Q: What nut has no shell?
A: A doughnut!

Q: What happened to the Irish Man who was ironing his curtains?
A: He fell out the window!

Q: What does a magician and a footballer have in common?
A: Both do Hat tricks!

Q: bees make honey what do wasps make?
A: waspberry jam!

Q: Can a shoe box?
A: No, but a tin can!

Q: There are two cows in a field.
The first cow says to the second, 'are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?
A: The second cow says, 'no, ofcourse not because I am a duck!

Q: Patient........Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pack of cards?
A: Doctor.........I'll deal with you later!

Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: You are to young to smoke!

Q: Patient........Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains?
A: Doctor.........Pull yourself together!

Q: How do you make a sausage roll?
A: Roll it down the hill!

Q: Patient........Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps ignoring me?
A: Doctor.........Next please!

Q: When is a horse not a horse?
A: When it is a sore throat!

Q: Two fish in a tank, One said to the other?
A: Right do you know how to drive this then!

Q: What does a horse have that no other animal has?
A: A horses head!

Q: How do you get an elephant down from the tree?
A: Put him on a leaf and wait untill autum!

Q: What is a cats favorite take away?
A: Egg fried mice!